Poeticman7

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Mesquite, Texas
Job: Poet

I enjoy college so far but I hope my book blows up after I find a publishing outlet so I can live my dreams in reality instead of in my head.

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Score: 9
|~Puzzatales!~|

"Very Lighthearted Fun"

submission: |~Puzzatales!~|
date: October 18, 2009

This game was fun.
The stories were light with only small twist.
Some of which served for some nice chuckles.
The vampire story was my personal favorite, but the bunny one was entertaining.
The gameplay involves a nice motion puzzle that moves as it is pieced together.
This creates a nice challenge but because of the small amount of pieces,
the experience is never frustrating and the cutscenes are very rewarding.

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Score: 10
Finding my Heart

"Shortness, Sweetness, and Simplicity"

submission: Finding my Heart
date: August 17, 2009

The three "S"'s of success.
The game is nice and short which made the material very concise.
The game was sweet but not to the point of syrupy which is a good thing.
The game also was very simple and easy to figure out with just a few head scratches.
I enjoyed myself and I pity the human being who doesn't sit back and see this for what it truly is, ART.

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Score: 8
Leaving

"Very inspiring-Reminds me of Myself"

submission: Leaving
date: August 16, 2009

I like the ambiguous coworkers and their doubtful messages.
I like the concerns of the people and the eventually occasional message of hope.
The choice of music is an inspired touch of genius.
The graphics don't seem to fit as well but the effect is still great.
I would have personally loved more negative words from more people.
Bills, bills, and more bills is all people ever told me about quitting work.
Thanks for expressing in game-form a unique passage of my life.

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Score: 10
A Bad Taste of Pico

"I Like It, I Love It, I Want Some More Of It!"

date: May 6, 2009

The medals were not hard to get and that's a plus to me.
The cartoon portions were funny and the gameplay funnier.
I just wish retrieving my friends Nene and Darnell meant AI partners.
I wished the whole time they could have grabbed knives and guns to join me.
Oh well, can't wait for a sequel April 30th 2010, so until then, BRING ON THE BULL!

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Score: 10
House of 1000 Cats

"Very Classic Take On the Cat Crew"

submission: House of 1000 Cats
date: May 6, 2009

Dope...Awesome Flash.
It uses everything we know about Newgrouns quite well.
This flash is what Pico Day is all about.
Combining old yarns to make new entertaining balls of joy.
This one was excellent from the flashbacks (Cat King's Origin)
to Nene, Darnell, and Pico's fighting styles,
everything rocked and was well used.
Thanks for making my day rock that much harder!

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Score: 9
How Darnell Saved Kwanzaa

"Nice DBZ Parody With A Great Ending"

date: May 6, 2009

The stereotypical Darnell voice is getting old because everyone uses it.
but besides that, everything about this flash is top notch.
The animation was fun to watch.
The Snowman was a great parody of Freezer and Cooler from DBZ.
The whole Kwanzaa and Saiyan parallel was extremely funny.
Very entertaining flash INdeed:)

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Score: 8
Pico paranoid!

"Severly Underrated Flash Film..."

submission: Pico paranoid!
date: May 6, 2009

First off,
this needs more views and more reviews.
While this is not the best Pico flash,
it is very delightful.
It deserves more props than has been given.
The ending was a pleasant surprise.
The animation was also cool and fluid.

May 6, 2009

Author's Response:

thanks

I really expected more views

but I am satisfied with the result

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Score: 8
Pico's Cool

"The music really made that one:)"

submission: Pico's Cool
date: May 6, 2009

Whoever did the music was pretty cool.
The animation was funny and delightful.
Pico's excessive coolness was on full display.
I think by the end of this flash, everyone will know just how cool Pico really is.
Very funny, keep up the good work.

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Score: 10
Darnell's Recount

"Weird, @ 1st offputing, then clever.:)"

submission: Darnell's Recount
date: April 30, 2009

While very Blaxplotation-esque and sickening in its animation style,
this game is quite entertaining with one of the weirdest jumps I've ever used.
@ first, I hated Darnell's jump and then I realized its potential as a weapon.
This weird flipping jump also doubled greatly as a useful platform tool.
The odd and gross boss battles and foot soldiers were funny.
From pimple-busting high school geeks to monkeys that strangle themselves,
all were very entertaining and this acid trip was well worth it. Mucho Props!

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Score: 9
Red Moon

"Cool Game! Occassionally Not So Fun"

submission: Red Moon
date: April 29, 2009

The game is an easy game to understand with all its acrobatics and swordplay.
The moves are sweet and the opening and ending cutscenes are magnificent!
My only hangups come from the occasional level design such as things I can't see.
I'm cool with challenge (which this game lacked in some ways) but I hate cheating.
This game cheats at certain spots because the player cannot see.
The player is expected to take a leap of faith below a platform to possible spikes.
One of the worst examples of this comes late in the game @ about level 18.
There was where the player jumps and falls endlessly only to be immediately jumped by a tall guy and six normal warriors who are all quick and deadly.
It took me several tries before I got the 13th and final medal for this game.
That medal, the Red Deity seems the hardest only because of these "pitfalls".
Excuse the pun.:)
But besides this small annoyance, this game is very close to perfection.

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